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Dougie Brimson. Author, screenwriter, serial moaner.

The Death of Football.

football, soccer, watford, hooligans, gangs, top dog, danny dyer, we still kill the old way, green street, screenwriting, author, screenplay, script, independent filmI am a football fan. This, dear reader, is a well documented fact.

Now to some reading that, it will be natural to assume that if I’m not watching Sky Sports I’ll be trawling the back pages absorbing every fact about every game in every league the world over. Well I have to tell you that this is far from the case. In fact it’s the polar opposite of what I actually do for the truth is, I find the vast majority of football boring as f**k.

You see I am one of those supporters who believe that if their team isn’t playing, it’s not important. For me,  the great game really does begin and end at Watford FC and if they’re not playing, I have more important things to do than be bothered.

This, in essence, is why I rarely get involved in debates about football related issues. Yes, if something’s causing a stir in the media I might sling out the odd comment on twitter or Facebook and occasionally I’ll even blog about something but in the main, I don’t really care. As I say, if it doesn’t impact on life at Vicarage Road, it’s someone else’s problem. And to be honest, there’s usually enough football related drama going on at Watford to negate the need to get involved in crap going on elsewhere.

Once in a while however, something happens at my club which does demand comment. Today is one of those instances.

To give you a bit of background, over the last couple of decades Vicarage Road had developed a reputation as a ground where the concept of atmosphere was alien. There were no terrace anthems of the ‘Keep Right On’ or ‘Blue Moon’ variety, singing and banter amongst the home support was, to put it kindly, subdued. Even general crowd noise usually bordered on the safe side of medium. Certainly not enough to upset the patients in the hospital less than 200 yards away.  

Recently however, a group called the 1881 have sprung up in the home end and things have begun to change. I won’t go into it all in too much detail here but suffice to say, thanks entirely to their efforts, the atmosphere has improved markedly and Vicarage Road is becoming a great place to be on match days.

Pretty much everyone recognises this with even the players frequently pouring compliments upon the fans and in particular the 1881 and with things going well on the pitch as well, you’d think everyone would be happy. You’d think that, but it is apparently not the case. For this morning a letter appeared in the Watford Observer from a gentleman called Ken Connelly.

From what anyone can gather, Ken sits in the same section as the 1881 and he is not pleased. He is not pleased at all. This is that letter.


Now I’m not going to attack Ken personally for what he’s written because he is of course, entitled to his own opinion and strictly speaking, he is absolutely correct. It is indeed illegal to stand at football grounds in this country.

However, aside from lining himself up for what I’m guessing will be a legendary piss taking at the game tomorrow, what he has done is underline one of my biggest gripes about modern football and that is the issue of designated seating.

I understand the case for it, I really do. But that case is based on a history which is no longer relevant in the vast majority of grounds in this country. As a consequence, it has now become the key factor on the demise of the traditional atmosphere at games as well as the main cause of the majority of arguments I’ve seen at Vicarage Road this season.

If there’s anything more annoying than the sight of people wandering up and down at 3.05 with their tickets in their hand looking for ‘their’ seat I can’t imagine what it is. And what’s most annoying about it is that it’s entirely avoidable.

In fact if we are ever to see a return to the safe standing that so many are demanding, designated seating would almost certainly have to be scrapped anyway so why not do it now? Not only would it allow us to sit where we like but it would allow people like Ken to get up and legally move if something or someone was bothering them.

Football grounds are not theatres and crowds are not audiences. For too long now clubs have failed to grasp that simple concept and that has to change.

Because if people like Ken Connelly are allowed to hold sway over the wishes of the majority, football as we know and love it will finally be killed off.

manchester united, david moyes, liverpool, british film, ryan giggs, old traffordIf you don’t know, Top Dog has been nominated in the ‘Best Action’ category at the National Film Awards which will be held at the end of February.

This is a real boost for the film but we need votes! So if you watched the film and enjoyed it, please click on this link and vote!

In other news, I’m currently in the middle of negotiations for options on two new screenplays and all being well, I’ll have these tied up next week so will be able to pass on details fairly soon (although I will tell you that one of them is the adaptation of my football comedy, Wings of a Sparrow).

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8 comments on “The Death of Football.

  1. Norwayhornet
    January 23, 2015

    Absolutely spot on Dougie you nailed it as ever , think Ken will be in for a rough ride tomorrow and deservedly so.

  2. Bigplum
    January 23, 2015

    The 1881 has been a breathe of fresh air to the club, as you have rightly put Dougie the atmosphere has been so much better since they formed. The club are brilliant at changing seats, and I am sure they will or have been in touch already with Ken. By the way Top Dog was brilliant the book and film. Please everyone vote for it.

    • Dougie Brimson
      January 23, 2015

      Ken come across in the letter as one of those people who would refuse to move because he doesn’t see why he should.

      Thanks for the kind words. 🙂

  3. Louise Stevens
    January 23, 2015

    Spot on with your article. Unfortunately with the likes of “Ken’s” around we will never get to the point that if they are sitting in unreserved seating and don’t like what is happening they still will not move as it is easier to moan that take action and use their own initiative! However, we can live in hope and pray for “Ken’s” to see the light!!

    • Dougie Brimson
      January 23, 2015

      It’s the NIMBY attitude which annoys me. Maybe everyone over 60 should automatically be moved to the Elton John stand! 😀

  4. nickripp
    January 23, 2015

    Share your feelings about football in general Doug. I actually work on a national newspaper’s sports pages but find that Premier League, money, foreign ownership and lack of player loyalty has turned me stone cold towards it. The only football I am interested in these days is at Bristol Rovers, and we dropped out of the football league last season. Still, last week we still took over 2,000 fans to Woking and 300 were left outside because police closed gates and wouldn’t accommodate those fans in other sections of the ground for “Health and Safety”. Ridiculous. At least, though, fans in the Vanarama are able to stand and atmosphere is better for it.
    We are not playing tomorrow, our game being cancelled because our opponents are in the FA Trophy which, for some silly reason, takes precedence over the Vanarama Conference. I shan’t be bothered about football tomorrow.

    • Dougie Brimson
      January 24, 2015

      Thanks Nick. This force feeding of premiership football, whilst understandable to a degree, does get on my tits. Not least because it panders to the TV viewer whilst ignoring, if not patronising, those who actually get off their backsides and attend lower league games in the flesh.

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